A/N: Sorry if this is utter crap, I just felt like writing something today to get my mind off things. It's very short and not as descriptive as I would've liked, but I wasn't really too into it, sadly. Sorry my darling Mitsuru. Dx Also, to those that don't know of yet, empressreadings is finally open for business. :)


Title: Crucify
Pairing: Mitsuru/Yukari ( Persona 3 )
Rating: PG
Summary: Mitsuru looks for guidance in the cards. What happens when she cannot drive any more nails into that cross she bears? ( Once again I have incorporated Tarot elements into my writing. )
Authors Note: Spoilers for the Journey and the Answer. Angsty goodness up ahead, with a glint of hope. A good chunk of the fic reads like a Tarot reading actually, so, if that's not your cup of tea don't hesitate to skip it.
Dedications: To everyone that gave me advice today, thank you. As well as to my sister that has yet to see the true value of living.
Disclaimer: Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.

( Got enough guilt to start my own religion )

More A/N: Okay so... I love Yukari in her maid outfit, and she seems to always appear in my fics wearing it. :| I'm just as bad as Junpei! XD But I do feel bad for my darling Ryoji... Aigis is real hard on him. >.>;;;; I wasn't going to post this today, because I feel blah and sleepy, but well I did anyway. It's been awhile since I've written/posted anything, and I've been really wanting to write a Mitsuru piece with Yukari on the side. Maybe I'll write a more cheerful fic in the near future. Dx *fails* Although, the crack at the end was inevitable *COUGH* It's not a Lucy Fag Hag fic without SOME sort of crack! :D

Greetings loves, this might be a little different to what I usually post, because this is actually original writing. I promised awhile back I was going to start writing my own rendition of the fool's journey, so here I am. Sadly, I've only written the Fool, Magician, High Priestess, Empress and Emperor. I will continue to post them as I finish each arcana. If this gets a positive response, I might contribute court card pieces as well as Minor Arcana pieces. The Fool was more rhymey than expected, I was seriously not intending to rhyme. Sometimes, my lameness takes over so please be gentle.

I do hope someone will enjoy this. I don't think I'll post this anywhere since it's not fandom related The fag hag is a lie Dx, but I just felt like finally posting it. So anyways, each arcana will be placed under different lj-cuts for your convenience. Thanks in advance to those who read to the very end, and thanks to those that even considered it. ♥

( The Fool )

( The Magician )


( The High Priestess )


( The Empress )


( The Emperor )


I'm so lame, I do hope someone enjoys it though. Guh, I feel weird posting original work and stuff. It's all over the place because I wrote it whenever I was alone with my notebook, and after certain readings I did for people. The cards inspire me every day, so I thought I'd give them a little more love, and express my admiration for them in writing. When I do readings, they speak to me, and this is exactly how I envision them. Each character protrayed in each of the cards, have something to say. I just wanted to write how they would go about doing that. Either way, hope this wasn't too annoying to put up with. Until next time, loves.

[EDIT] HA! I post on April Fools?! OH THE IRONY! I think my inner Fool was trying to tell me something. XD [/EDIT]

A/N: It's about time I post this, it's literally been sitting in my hard drive since last year. I suck. Dx Regardless of my lameness, here it is, the sequel to Chambermaid. I hope it'll be just as enjoyable to read as the first part. Now, it's Riku's turn to find love. ♥♥♥ Plus, I'll conclude Kairi's portion in this one as well. Poor gal, it'll be off with my head if I don't continue her story too. >.>;


Title: You're Not My Lord
Pairing: Inevitable Riku/Sora, Kairi/Selphie & others
Rating: PG-13 might become M in later chapters
Summary: Sequel to Chambermaid, Riku's Story. How does he feel about marrying Princess Kairi? Will he ever be able to escape from the clutches of his duties as Prince of Destiny?
Authors Note: There's no Sora in this chapter, but I guarantee our adorable brunet to make an appearance in the next chappy. Also, this fic will have lots of Tarot based themes as well. Tarot is a big part of my life, so it's rather inevitable since I owe them very much.
Dedications: To my wonderful KH Destiny's Angels angelflare, leafyaki, and thiefqueenriyo, that have waited patiently for me to get up on my own two feet once more. Now that I'm back in the game, it's time for action. Let's go for it.
Disclaimer: Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.


( Typical princess Kairi had to go and fall in love with her chambermaid... )

Princess Kairi seems to have lots of connections, he he. But, oh bard Demyx how I love you! *squishies both her Demyx and Kairi plushie till her eyes pop out* I'll probably post this in the KH comms when I wake up. I should've been sleeping hours ago, but I refused until I at least posted this on my writing journal. I did promise, and a promise from Lucy Fag Hag is one that will always be kept. Even if I procrastinate up the wazoo. :D

A/N: First of all, Happy St. Patty's Day to all!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wow, it took me forever to finally post this! I kept getting little visitors to take care of at home, so I was kinda distracted from writing. Right now I'm taking care of kiddies too, but I think I can manage. *hours later* Maybe not. >.>; This is the first official P4 fic I post on my writing journal, since most of my fics were posted at badbadbathhouse as Anon. xD So, regardless I do hope that someone enjoys this one too.
If you want to fully experience this fic, listen to this song while reading it *loser*; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVUvAtZJ-M

Title: Just a Page in love
Pairing: Souji/Yosuke and everyone else in the investigation team? >.>;
Rating: M
Summary: Yosuke doesn't want to get caught up in Souji's harem, but somehow the harem comes to him in a most deliciously taboo dream. But, in the end all the Magician really wants is his Fool. ( no obvious spoilers, promise. )
Authors Note: Inspired by Darren Hayes' Love and Attraction song, because it suited the mood of the fic. I didn't italicize the dream sequence because most of the fic is a dream, sorry if it confused anyone! D: Also, there is a little mini surprise for Kingdom Hearts fans, well, very little, but if anyone catches on to it bonus points to you. Why they were there is beyond me... >.>; Last, but not least there are bound to be many more Tarot references in my writing in the near future. I do hope someone enjoys said references. :)
Dedications: To anyone that reads and enjoys it. :) But, I must give extra thanks to my muse Darren Hayes, since now I cannot possibly think of writing Yosuke without involving Darren in some way. My fanfic!Yosuke admires him very much. :3
Disclaimer: Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.


( Love and attraction. It's like sex and passion. )

A/N: Um, old drabble is old ( two years to be precise ), so forgive me for it's crappyness. It was my attempt at not so subtle SoRiku smut. Now that I look at my P3:Ryoji/Minato fic, and my latest P4 fic ( that's gonna be posted later ) I don't see why I was so embarrassed about it's um, "contents". Don't ask me why I'm posting this... I just feel bad that I haven't posted anything for the KH fandom in awhile. Ahem. So yeah, lame fag hag is at it again. xD Oh right, and since I've been on a Darren Hayes high ( he's also to blame for my Persona 4 fic too. >.>; ), I remembered I had this itsy bitsy drabble collecting dust in my compy. Anyways, enough excuses, to the writing I say!~

Title: I Miss You
Pairing: Riku/Sora OTP FTW ♥
Rating: R for Riku! :D >.>; suggestiveness?
Summary: Riku never realized how lonely the darkness within him really was, until Sora's absence in his life was beginning to take it's toll. He just wants him back. Angst/Romance
Authors Note: As Tori Amos is my goddess, Darren Hayes is my KIRA x.x; GOD. I owe it all to them for whatever bout of inspiration I get. :3 Also, no evident spoilers, other than the obvious ones. But everything is rather vague, you'd have to know what's going on to actually get spoiled. I think...
Dedications: To those who have ever missed someone in their life- everyone I'm presuming- and to those that put up with my ramblings and love me for me. Thank you.
Disclaimer: Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.

( In a world where sincerity has lost it's meaning, you fill my world with so much hope )


*cries* Shit, first I finish playing The Answer on Persona 3 FES and cry like a baby... now I reread this and get even more flippin' MOPEY! WAHH! D: I hope someone actually enjoys this out there. I promise to contribute more ACTUAL smut soon. I mean, my sequel to Chambermaid ( which is meant to be the Riku version ) might be posted sometime next week. It's been written for some time--the first chapter that is-- but I always get caught up in some sort of blah drama. Anyways, until next time folks! <333

A/N: Since I couldn't add in my fave gal in my last fic, due to the time the fic took place... D: This is my lame attempt to write some yummy Aigis goodness, and with Elizabeth as an added bonus :o *my two faves weehooo!*. Even though she's emo!bot in this one. ;-;

Title: Special Request
Pairing: Elizabeth/Aigis ( Persona 3 )
Rating: PG-13 ( only slight robot molestation xD )
Summary: Minato is not the only one to make a lasting impression on Aigis... After witnessing the scene of Mitsuru's past, Aigis decides to prepare for the upcoming battles. She visits the Velvet room to see Elizabeth is alone, and wants to cheer her up somehow.
Authors Note: SPOILERS UP THE WAZOO. To be more specific, spoilers for the journey, the answer, Aeon Maxed SL, and even P4 ( the obvious one concerning a certain sister ).
Dedications: This goes to those fans that actually ship this pairing. I didn't even know if I could make this pairing happen, but when I went to the Velvet room and saw the little scene --before I got to fuse personas-- of Elizabeth trying to cheer Aigis up... I really couldn't resist. I also dedicate this one to neghiro because well, he put up with my whining/fail!attempt to finish this sooner.
Disclaimer: Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.


( Eyes that penetrate, Heat that degenerates, Lust communicates. I can hardly wait to get to you, and show you, baby. )


Randomness; I had way too much fun writing Elizabeth... :3

More A/N: Wee! I'm so proud, I finally post something and full blown smut as well! Ah, I believe I owe it completely to these two wonderful volunteers. *stares at her icon with cartoony hearts floating above her head* Not that they had a say in anything, but I felt obliged to mention them regardless. ;) I love how much I write and never finish or post, it's shameful really. Nonetheless, I hope I get my nerve back. This fag hag is still a big ol' sap, and needed much encouragement. Anyways, further thanks in the dedications portion. :3 I must also get back to writing for the p4 kink meme after this. *squees* I miss getting this excited to write again. It's a wonderful feeling. <3

Title: Killing Loneliness
Pairing: Ryoji/Minato MC ( Persona 3 )
Rating: M for Minato! Mature ;)
Summary: All he asks for is one night, to forget. A chance to still pretend he's actually human. Could Minato grant Ryoji his last request? Angst*gasp*/Romance/and some Comedy thrown for the sake of things. Besides, I cannot write without some comedy thrown in.
Authors Note This is my first attempt in almost four years to write of the naughty variety, so sorry if it's utter crap. I know this piece could actually be way more detailed in the smut department, but I just couldn't do it as such. D: Oh right, and spoilers up to December.
Dedications: Oddly enough I dedicate this piece to my favorite boys. My very own Junpei, as well as Neghiro, and thy Hanged Man. I love you cousiny poo. ;***** They keep me on my toes, and I adore them for it. :3 Even if they're probably barfing at the thought that I dedicated a yaoi fic to them. >.>;;; *cough* I promise to write a yuri/het one in the future so not to fret. ;D
Disclaimer: Lucy is a Fag Hag through and through, but thy characters portrayed in thee smut, thou shalt not hers. Sadly, but unfortunately true.

( You think this torment is romantic, well it's not except to you )

I'm not dead, never!!! So I've decided to keep a log of my current works in progress. Or at least the ones I haven't abandoned temporarily. D: So these will most likely be posted in the month of September, or at least I hope. :D

( Girl Talk~ ( Never underestimate girl power. Or their amazing gossiping skills ) )


( I love Sora~ *insert 'I love Lucy' theme song here* )

Yes, I'm a loser... but this fag hag can't help herself sometimes. Hopefully I will have them posted soon. I do also hope some will look forward to it.♥

Until then loves!

Title: The Dolphin's Cry
Pairing: None, but it's Demyx and Ariel friendly.
Rating: PG
Summary: Demyx is not one to feel sorry for himself, but there are times when the strongest of will need some time to rethink things. He doubts that he'll ever be whole again, but Ariel says otherwise.
Authors Note: Bonus prompt: Simple, for the 20_heartbeats challenge community. This is the first of my Demy challenges, hope you guys like this one.♥ It starts off in a rather serious note, then the inner comedian in me couldn't keep out of the writing process so it's kinda cracky towards the end. Also forgive the lame Fantastic Four reference, it was inevitable I tell ya. D:
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*

( I wouldn't trade you for all the shiny dinglehoppers in the world! )

Title: Beyond Redemption
Pairing: Kairi/Selphie♥
Rating: R for adult themes along with a tad bit of cursing.
Summary: Selphie is an abusive relationship, and wants to get out but doesn't know how. Her best friend finds out the hard way, and does everything in her power to bring the cowboy to justice. Kairi style. Warning: OOC Irvine major reasons will be revealed next time.
Authors Note: This is prompt #17 Truth for the 20_heartbeats challenge community. This is only the first part of this piece, there are two accompanying parts to it using different prompts each. AU ( I thought I added this but I guess I forgot )
Dedications: To every single one of you that reviewed my last fic, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. It made me rethink about quitting this fanfic writing bit in general.
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*

( Selphie shivered and covered her ears, “You don’t mean that! You can’t! You’re a good person Kai, don’t taint yourself with someone so worthless. Especially not for me. I don’t want you to—” )

Title: Chambermaid
Pairing: Kairi/Selphie
Rating: Rated T for teens! :o
Summary: Princess Kairi doesn't believe in such things as love, but everything changes when she meets her new chambermaid...
Authors Note: This is prompt #16 Royalty for the 20_heartbeats challenge community. No one had claimed a yuri pairing, so I took it upon myself to do so. :3
Dedications: This is for you Dee because you're really special to me, and I don't know what I'd do without such a wonderful person like you.♥ Also to penxpaper for posting the most gorgeously written 50 sentences of Kairi/Selphie ever. Thank you so much sweetheart, I still have butterflies in my tummy from reading them.
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*

( She will have my head if I don’t report back this instant! )

Title: Raspberry Swirl
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Pairing: RikuSora, AkuRoku, Kaiphie? xD very lovely surprises towards the end.
Rating: PG-16 always to be on the safe side
Summary: Three cheers for the hilarity that is adolescence! The heart is a very complex thing, and these teenagers on the verge of going to adulthood are going to realize how important it really is what they've been overlooking all along. The adventure begins when Sora wakes up at the crack of dawn craving ice cream. Ooh how exciting?
POV: third, only diary entries and such will be in first person duh.
Authors Note: Went through depression, mother is at the hospital, everything was just horrible at home. I'm sorry I took so long, but I've finally delivered and it's not the last chapter! I will be introducing my Akudemy short-shorts after the chapter too. :)
Previous Chapters: one two, three, four
Dedications: First of all to my one true bunny love, Fester. I miss you so much sweetheart. As well as to my mommy because she's the world to me. Thank you to everyone that has read and commented as of yet. It means so much to me, just thank you so much.
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*

( Oh please. Righteousness doesn’t exist, and I’m not about to encourage any of that foolish mumbo jumbo anyway. )

Title: Something in the teriyaki chicken
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Characters: Axel and Demyx, naturally... oh right and Axel's mother.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Demyx stays over Axel's crib place and has some chicken teriyaki with the mom. Crack at it's best.
Authors Note: This is just the beginning of my cracktastic Akudemy short-shorts. I have a bunch of Kairi rules, so I decided why not some short-shorts. They're based on the 'Raspberry Swirl' AU world, but you can still read it without being lost or something. It's crack for goodness sake, it doesn't need to make much sense. :P
Dedications: To whoever reads and enjoys it! :D
Disclaimer: This Fag Hag is very sad to inform you all that... none of these wonderful worlds of magic and fantasy belong to her. *sniffle*

( That -dumb- rock star is your namesake bucko. You cannot possibly tell me you don’t like Axl Rose. )

Hiya. Whoever decides to stop by this journal... I guess it's a little note to all. I don't know when I will post a future update. Unfortunately I'm stuck. After writing eight pages for the last chapter of Raspberry Swirl, three of Stricken, half of a page of the Yami No Matsuei Cinderella story, and yet still utterly and pathetically frozen in terms of Take it back to square one... I have failed. ;-; Yes, as a fanfiction writer I have failed.

*facepalm*

I need motivation... inspiration... I need dancing and singing mice!

*crickets*

I certainly need something though.. :( *sigh*

Title: Raspberry Swirl
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Pairing: RikuSora, AkuRoku, Kaiphie? xD Subtle hints of Cloud/Leon
Rating: PG-16 always to be on the safe side
Summary: Three cheers for the hilarity that is adolescence! The heart is a very complex thing, and these teenagers on the verge of going to adulthood are going to realize how important it really is what they've been overlooking all along. The adventure begins when Sora wakes up at the crack of dawn craving ice cream. Ooh how exciting?
POV: third, only diary entries and such will be in first person duh.
Authors Note: All notes at the end, including three brand spankin' new Kairi Rules. :)
Previous Chapters: one two, three
Dedications: First of all to my one true bunny love, Fester. I miss you so much sweetheart. And also to the sweet reviewers on here. gunbladegirl and hillando And thanks as well to whoever actually takes the time to click the link or even skim the story.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately the wonderful world of Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy and Disney... don't belong to me. Tis a sad, sad day. :( And lyrics are copyrighted to Joydrop.

( I doubt you can be an angsty emo kid while listening to swing music. )

Title: Raspberry Swirl
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Pairing: RikuSora, AkuRoku, Kaiphie? xD That sounds funny, anyways Kairi/Selphie Basically everyone and their mother are paired up/or will be paired up in this fic.
Rating: PG-16 always to be on the safe side
Summary: Three cheers for the hilarity that is adolescence! The heart is a very complex thing, and these teenagers on the verge of going to adulthood are going to realize how important it really is what they've been overlooking all along. The adventure begins when Sora wakes up at the crack of dawn craving ice cream. Ooh how exciting?
POV: third, only diary entries and such will be in first person duh.
Authors Note: I wish my chapters weren't always so flippin' long. But here it is, the third chapter. Five pages of a frustrating Sora/Riku moment that took me forever to write. I didn't know what I wanted to do, and worried things would go to far. But I tried.:( Hope you'll like this one, especially the end.♥
Previous Chapters: one two
Dedications: First of all to my one true bunny love, Fester. I miss you so much sweetheart. And also to the sweet reviewers on here. gunbladegirl, trekiael, and _green_moony_ And thanks as well to whoever actually takes the time to click the link or even skim the story.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately the wonderful world of Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy and Disney... don't belong to me. Tis a sad, sad day. :(

( “Is anyone ever going to make her stop referring to herself in third person, when she brings up those rules of hers?” Pence snorted as he took a sip of his paopu soda. )

Title: Raspberry Swirl
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Pairing: RikuSora, AkuRoku, Kaiphie? xD That sounds funny, anyways Kairi/Selphie hints of Cloud/Leon O:) And there will be lots more of Demyx fondling lovin' real soon. He is my fave after all, he needs love. :( Oh right and minor hints of Aeris/Tifa as well as Larxene/Marluxia, more in the future. Muaha!
Rating: PG-16 always to be on the safe side
Summary: The heart is indeed very complex, and these teenagers on the verge of graduating from Destiny High are going to realize how important it really is what they've been overlooking all along. And heads up this is quite the pointless christmas fic, just in time for the holidays ya? ( even if christmas is more than over forgive. :( )
POV: third, only diary entries and such will be in first person duh.
Authors Note: Three cheers for the hilarity that is adolescence! This is the first piece in a set of AU stories that will accompany this one later on. I'm so sorry it took me so long to update there was a death in the family, and I have the cold of the century. So hopefully this chap will not disappoint, I made it longer than the last as well. Check the Kairi Rules at the end of the chapter!♥
Previous Chapters: one
Dedications: First of all to my one true bunny love, Fester. I miss you so much sweetheart. And also to both the sweet reviewers from ff.net as well as on my writing journal. gunbladegirl and trekiael Your reviews seriously made me the happiest ever. :3
Disclaimer: Unfortunately the wonderful world of Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy and Disney... don't belong to me. Tis a sad, sad day. :( Oh right and the Beastie boys and Bon Jovi lyrics are certainly not mine either. ;x

( Then go Sora! I know what it’s like to want to use the potty and can’t. I shall never deny you such privileges! Now go, go! Before it’s too late! )

Title: Raspberry Swirl
Author: Me! _superherogirl_ :D
Pairing: Woo there are many but for now the obvious pairings are RikuxSora, annnnnnnd KairixSelphie and maybe KairixAllthechicksontheisland- just kidding. ;x But you can bet your patooties there will be KairixNamine. Our fave Organization member pairings as well, I managed to add some AkuRoku before I ended the chappy too so yays!
Rating: PG-16 always to be on the safe side
Summary: The heart is indeed very complex, and these teenagers on the verge of graduating from Destiny High are going to realize how important it really is what they've been overlooking all along. And heads up this is quite the pointless christmas fic, just in time for the holidays ya?
POV: third, only diary entries and such will be in first person duh.
Authors Note: Three cheers for the hilarity that is adolescence! This is the first piece in a set of AU stories that will accompany this one later on. There will be more author notes at the end of the chapter. Enjoy!
Dedications: My wonderful buddies Rose, Dee, Hannah, and Chantel! Love you guys to bits! I do hope some of you will like this fic.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately the wonderful world of Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy and Disney... don't belong to me. Tis a sad, sad day. :(

( Rule number twenty-three on how to handle a Kairi: Never, ever disrupt a Kairi’s sleep, because soon after there will be dire consequences at hand. The kind where the perpetrator loses appendages and anything else a Kairi could get her hands on. )

Title: The Yami No Matsuei Cinderella Story *not creative*
Author: _superherogirl_
Genre: Humor/Romance/Parody
Rating: PG-13 to be safe.
Characters/Pairings: Just about everyone is going to be participating in this Cinderella re-enactment. >:) And as for pairings as of yet it has not been established, but ahem there's one that's a definite obvious pairing for now.
Chapter: 3/?
Previous chapters: 1 2
Comments: There are some spoilers from the anime and manga. But nothing major though. This is meant to be quite a laid back fic.//

Some things are obvious I totally made up, but just letting you know! Such as, there is no specific time period, because that alone gets me all sidetracked. And I'm very sorry to inform that this chapter has another little rendezvous with Tsuzuki and Muraki, but I promise you that this story is still a Tatsuki fic!//
I usually post it on fanfiction.net first but for some reason it's not letting me upload my story. :(
Summary: Tsuzuki is in the mood to read a fairy tale-esque story, and lucky for him Cinderella gets to be the perfect candidate. Is it wrong to want a happy ending?
Status: In progress
Disclaimer: Unfortunately Yami No Matsuei doesn't belong to me, and neither does the story of Cinderella. Only my wacky mind at work is mine. :)

( A woman’s touch? If this woman’s touch is anything like Saya or Yuma’s… Tsuzuki will end up going to this ball in one of the latest fashions from Pink House. )